SPR and Company
Aww, sorry.

It’s fine; it makes it fun to write her, because she’s very curious about things and naive about other things.

It’s how I explain the fact she’s asking lots of questions about turians, biotics etc. during the games.

She’s probably just trolling him, haha.

Actually, she probably isn’t; Akeelah knows spiders spin webs, that’s common knowledge, but she’s probably very in dark about the specifics (not having a school education sucks).

James, however, is under no such illusions and probably is trying to wind Kaidan up.

"It’s a ball of wibbly-wobbly leggy-weggy stuff."

Actual lines:

"Spiders secrete webs, they don’t defecate them." Kaidan interrupted, with the tone of a bored teacher. "It doesn’t share the same tube."

If you’d told me this morning that I’d be writing Kaidan explaining how a spider works, I woud have laughed at you.

But here I am.

We read five words on the first page of a really good novel and we begin to forget that we are reading printed words on a page; we begin to see images.
John Gardner (via bookishleaves)
Arachnos? (although that’s kind of stealing it from City of Heroes),

Hmm, maybe not.

Scuttlers from Beyond. Scuttlers from Beyond the Stars for 50% more cheesy B-movie title goodness.

Ooo yes, I like this.

Excellent! Thank you!

This is relevent to a Mass Effect fic I’m writing, which flicks from angst, cute shenko moments and Kaidan having to babysit Shepard and James.


wow ok so i just need to say

girls in practical armour are attractive as fuck


like, look at that unrevealing protective bullet-resistant suit, mmhm


look at all that sass


"u wanna take this outside, punk"



why don’t game companies do this more…

Trying to think up a horror movie title involving giant spiders in space.

Anyone got any good ideas?


You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

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